Thursday, September 16, 2010

Oni wa uchi & The comprehensive guide

I change a lot - you could say I am inconsistent. I've tried a thousand hobbies, many activities, numerous hair colours and I will never stop - its in my nature. What really matters is I also change my personality over time, or from time to time. I've become more of a socialist lately. (hardly) I smile and talk and all that...
I guess it is easier like that for the people around me. Maybe it is even easier for me? No, I cannot agree with that. I talk with my eyes, with my presence.. I won't go easy on people by succumbing to their standards of social behaviour. Why have I gone so far with this metamorphosis? Time to turn back. All I've gained from this is general public acceptance. Do I need it? No!
Personality is a matter of balance. Even if self control is of utmost importance to me, even I can't forgo some compensatory exigencies of joy. Once done with these however... trust me if I say I'm a good liar!


When dealing with me there are a few misconceptions you can make. But I am very generous and forthcoming in that regard so here I have for you: The comprehensive guide to talking to me and understanding the gist of my facial expressions.

When I smile:
1) I like/love/tolerate you.
2) I don't like you at all.
3) You did something inconceivably hilarious.
4) I'm thinking of something that makes me smile and you don't concern me at all.
5) I'm about to do something malicious, deceptive or evil.

When I don't smile:
1) I'm really happy.
2) I'm thinking interesting thoughts.
3) I am observing you.
4) You make me envious.
5) I am indifferently minding my own business.

When I squint:
1) The light is too bright and I expect you to make it go away.
2) I'm trying to look more Japanese.
3) I got a really good idea.
4) I am enjoying your appearance to the most.
5) I am thinking.

It is not really as easy as that but at least you learned something. I hope this was helpful to you and you can now understand and read my expressions more effortlessly.

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