Saturday, October 30, 2010

Cheating & Demons and puppies

So, today I will present you an interview with sir Neko and miss Amelia. The topic is cheating and I hope you will enjoy it:

1) What comes to your mind, when I say the word cheating?
Neko: Dishonesty
Amelia: Lies

2) How great of a sin can dishonesty or cheating be depending on the context?
Neko: Cheating in a relationship gives you nothing. Cheating in a game or in a test gives you also nothing, because you didn't earn the good mark or the win.
Amelia: It depends. Cheating in a game isn't something that horrible, but it doesn't give you anything. Cheating in a relationship makes one think it's just sad that time was lost playing hiding and seek and covering things up, when the truth would have been so much better.

3) Is there something you could describe as you most successful cheat?
Neko: Maybe lying to myself, making myself forget things I actually know.
Amelia: None that I can think of...

4) If beautiful lies exist, then does beautiful cheating exist as well?
Neko: If you do it elaborately, if you think it all through then a cheat can be beautiful.
Amelia: No, I don't think so.

5) Would you be a likely unveiler of a cheat?
Neko: It depends on the cheat entirely.
Amelia: It certainly does depend, but in a relationship it's often best to warn the cheater first without creating a mess.

6) Can cheating be an honorable or an admirable skill?
Neko: Yes to both, at least some times. And if you can't consider a masterful cheater skillful then maybe you are just a lousy cheater.
Amelia: Admirable yes, honorable no. And it definitely can be considered a great skill.
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Here's a comparison of demons and puppies for you:

Puppies fetch sticks and balls - Demons fetch you!
Puppies smell when they are wet - Demons do not!
Puppies are cuddly - Demons are hot!
Puppies yelp and howl - Demons howl, growl, hiss, scream, whisper and talk!
Puppies use the pet door - Demons come through windows and do fancy stuff!
Puppies drool and slobber - Demons talk dirty!
Puppies pee on the floor - Demons are evil as well!
Puppies chew on your belongings - Demons eat your soul!
Puppies are cute - Demons don't care, they can shapeshift!

So that's the puppy for you!
Should have asked your mum for a demon instead!

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