There are many interesting things about people that are usually kept in secrecy. Desires, fetishes, weird addictions and what not. Everyone has several of these but restrains them or denies their existence. But we know they are there. The simple ones like wanting to burn or steal things - pyromania and kleptomania respectively. Or the common ones like wanting to be dominated, raped, bound, hurt or something like that. Then there are those which are a little more extravagant like wanting to drink blood or be nailed to a cross. Religion makes for nice displays from time to time, does it not? Necrophilia is also a fascinating mental disorder... as are many others.
I must say I'm glad that everyone does not live up to their maniac inner selves and stays in the nice boundaries the society has laid down. But some people should nevertheless...
For life would be boring without the mentally ill...
How do you eat an apple?
Do you eat a circle around it and throw away the rest?
Do you eat all of it?
I like to eat mine with a knife. I used to throw them in the air and chop slices which I would then catch and put in my mouth. Oh my, how violent and repulsive...
Now I'm used to cutting them into neat slices, for eating an apple the regular way in public is way too messy and also a quite clear sign of an ill-mannered individual. Well at least if he or she does so in public. In my opinion we should use a clipboard and a knife to prepare the dish which should then be served on a plate... with tea. And eating in public should be generally avoided anyway unless it is done in a well-mannered way in a suitable place. And if you do not have time for that then don't eat until you are out of sight. Men are pigs anyway, but I don't like the sight of women stuffing food in their mouths like they were pigs also. I know my aesthetic opinion does not concern many but nevertheless, overexerting manners has never hurt anyone, has it?
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